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The Tax Whistleblower Office Song

This is too funny not to post.  Reporting tax fraud now has its own theme song….

The IRS Tip Line

I Heard It Through the Grapevine

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* Wilmer Cutler Pickering Hale and Dorr LL P, Washington, DC

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The IRS tip line

Oo, oo, I bet you wonder how we knew

How you didn’t report that million-two

It was a disgruntled employee

And we paid him a finder’s fee

And anyway your neighbors around the block

Are calling up the Tip Line around the clock

Call us up on the IRS Tip Line

If you are witness to a tax crime

If you want it, anonymous is just fine

We’re just trying to keep the cheaters in line

We’ll pay you money, yeah

(Call us on the Tip Line if you’re witness to a tax crime, baby,

doo doot doo doo doo)

People think they can hide from the government

But we know how your money’s spent

You know it’s really not that hard

To subpoena your Visa and Mastercard

Now you said you made only twenty grand?

So how’d you buy your girlfriend that minivan?

Heard it all on the IRS Tip Line

People telling us all about your tax crime

There’s a form that informants get on-line

And the number is 39-49

Get your money, yeah

(Call us on the Tip Line if you’re witness to a tax crime, baby,

doo doot doo doo doo)

Man, your girlfriend has just dropped the bomb on you

And your ex-wife is talking too

They know that unrequited love

Is avenged using IRS-dot-Gov

You thought you could shortchange the IRS

Now we have a warrant for your arrest

Call us up on the IRS Tip Line

If you are witness to a tax crime

If you want it, anonymous is just fine

We’re just trying to keep the cheaters in line

We’ll pay you money, yeah

(Call us on the Tip Line if you’re witness to a tax crime, baby,

yeah yeah yeah yeah)